Oh, come on, Kathy. ‘Roid tats are soooo 2005. Everybody and their brother has one of those.

If your hubby is into genital modification, he needs to do something original, edgy…something that’s going to shock everyone who sees it. I think he should get three piercings: his hemorrhoid, the head of his beanus, and his belly button. Then, he can get a gold chain to connect them all. Your man will not only be on the cutting edge of fashion, he will also have a handy little method of pleasuring his beanus and anus in public when he yanks on his belly button ring.

If he does settle for the tattoo, he should go for something classy, such as a Looney Toons character or his gang name. Let us know how it goes. Good luck!

Haaa thats the funniest thing I’ve heard all day, and the most disgusting!

a picture of an a%% hole

I think a smiley face would be nice. Happy Hemorrhoid.

I wouldn’t tattoo a hemorrhoid, but above it he could get something that says something funny, like "my marriage is a…"

Yes, he should get this tattoo on it:
http://www.mitralab.com/Webpages_components/Our_Services/HEMORRHOID_PICTURE1.jpg

A butterfly….

ROFLMFAO OMG how big is his Hemorroid. ON second thought i don,t wanna know LOL. Maybe he could get a PILE driver tattoed on it. You guys have one wicked sense of humour LMAO

He should put your name on it, then when you fight, he can say you’re a pain in his ass.

Your not serious are you?
That’s disgusting!
……may get "your name" on it so you can go around saying i have your name tattoo on my hemorrhoid (:

haha i loled

I think he should get Elmer Fudd saying "Come outta there you wascawwy wabbit…."

have a sign tattooed on that says ‘keep off the grass’

then dye his taint hairs bright green

"USDA SELECT"

Sell it as add space?

A heart with "mom" in it.

http://www.logogolfwear.com/embroideryclipart/Heart%20with%20Mom%20tattoo.Hdmc6.jpg

If he is of a darker hair growth I’d suggest, "Keep off the Mondo grass". Mondo grass is already black by nature. No need for dying. Oh … call it hort porn. Who cares? If we’re going to be crass (grass) let’s not argure semantics or let lame puns stand in the way, shall we?

Oh, that is so sweet! What a great idea! I think I ♥ my MILF would be a beautiful tribute.

Lucky guy must have a huge one….. hemorrhoid that is. How about "Tiny" or "Snake" if he has the room.

Good luck and hope I helped

i suggest a map of Hannover Germany from 1896

How about Plankton the character from Sponge Bob