Best jingle ever. I’m from St. Louis and this place has popped up here too. They’re expanding!

Why are they having a hemorrhoid cookout?

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How about ” Were gonna fix your ass someday ” For a slogan, People been telling me that for years and i`ve gotten absolutely no results ! Do they give free estimates ?

I love how when he says “hemorrhoids are a reality for nearly 80 percent of Americans” she pats her pregnant belly like YEAH, MY BABY WILL SOMEDAY HAVE HEMORRHOIDS TOO!

I’m also from the St. Louis area and each time these commercials come on I can’t help but die laughing at the jingle.

I am unfortunate enough to have had DON’T SUFFER IN SILEEEEEEEEENCE~ become a family joke.
The ~PURE JOY~ of being a St. Louisan.

80 percent of americans? Holy shit, that means almost 250 million people are suffering in silence!

Mmm, BBQ hemorroids.

I’ts a DOGONE LIE,,,,two treatments they still hurt even worse, don’t go there. You want be suffering in slience. trust me… $598 pr. treatment they ram up in you and burn you 7-8 times and send you out the door nothing for pain either, and they to try schedule at least 4-5 treatments, if you are stupid enough to come back.

@LightcycleChampion you dont? lol

That jingle would work better for people who are abused.